clairedraws:

aofunk:

clairedraws:

[crashes into your living room] RICHARD AYOADE!AZIRAPHALE [accidentally breaks your fine porcelain] SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY!CROWLEY [tries to fix everything with duct tape] WHY CAN’T I COME UP WITH FANCASTS LIKE THESE ON MY OWN

wait a minute
is crowley standing on a box or something

someone finally pointed it out thank the lord ayoade is actually like 6’2” and towers over most people

clairedraws:

aofunk:

clairedraws:

[crashes into your living room] RICHARD AYOADE!AZIRAPHALE [accidentally breaks your fine porcelain] SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY!CROWLEY [tries to fix everything with duct tape] WHY CAN’T I COME UP WITH FANCASTS LIKE THESE ON MY OWN

wait a minute

is crowley standing on a box or something

someone finally pointed it out thank the lord ayoade is actually like 6’2” and towers over most people

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The final words of the TARDIS, from The Doctor Who Companion: The Doctor’s Wife original script

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theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

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allesimaginaren:

penguintim:

Me:
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You:
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Oh, hey, so we’re both written by great, witty writers with complex plots and interesting characters! Maybe we’ll get along!

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poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

(Source: fortscrotum)

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sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

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kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

(Source: everybodyhasabrain)

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chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

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